*Meme plays cards against humanity online by herself*
"Why am I sticky?"
Gave some guy a ride to the gas station because he worked at the Burger King in Piqua… He was of my people :3
Loving you is fun [Jane and Vishous]
He shook his head, chuckling slightly, “No I mean embarrassing you. You say you never are and that’s just challenging me to do it.”
Jane grinned and looked at her mate “Now why would you want to make me embarrassed?”
"Because I’m an asshole."
Jane kissed her male tenderly and smiled. “No you are not. Stop it.”
He smiled back at her, nodding.
when you’re so used to using your nickname you sign your homework with it and realize after it’s printed… bitches can fuck off I’m not reprinting it
Girl pregnant. Man SOOO happy.
"I realized that my past had led to his, and in the end, no matter what happened to me, I was going to be just fine."
SO FUCKING CLICHE AND STUPID. Meme disapproves. Heavily.
You know what’s so fucking cliche in stories? Love and self harm. And not Crimson self harm where she still did it after Oliver. The kind that suddenly stops and everything is perfect when you “touch a boys hand” and fall in love instantly. I don’t even want to fucking read this.